The Lamentations Of Otigoji

The Lamentations Of OtiGoji II

[commonly called More Whining From The Old Fart]

1. And it came to pass, yet again, that the weird man of Hollywood, that is
OtiGoji, came down from the Caves of Bronson, in the Hills that are in
Hollywood to rant and complain mightily one more time.

2. Walking to and fro in the wretched mess that the Fallen Woman
alt.movies.monster hath become, OtiGoji yet again began to recall the true
Go-Ji-Ra, that is Godzilla, King Of The Monsters, which was in the black and
the white and the shades of gray. The weird man of Hollywood began to smite the
false prophets Dev-Lin and Em-Mer-Ich creation, that is the beast from the
West, that is Culver City, that is Godzilla In Name Only.

3. As there were those, in months past that cried out "Yea, if it is named
Godzilla then verily it is Godzilla." Also there were those who shouted "Only
that Godzilla which riseth from the East, that is To-Ho, is the true Godzilla!"

4. Again I say unto thee, remember not ye those who cursed To-Ho for causing
the Heisei Beast from the East to not appear in the West in the tape that is
video. Remember ye not who causeth Godzilla Vs SpaceGodzilla to appear?

5. Remember ye that in those days many words were spoken against the Godzilla
from the West, that is Culver City, and at the same time many words were spoken
against the Godzilla from the East that was Godzilla Vs. Megalon.

6. Words descended like locusts and frogs upon the newsgroup saying "Look at
this Godzilla!" and "Look at that Godzilla!" Those who were pleased with the
Godzilla from the West set their hearts against the Godzilla from the East.

7. Then came the revelation that the stiff-necked false prophets Dev-Lin and
Em-Mer-Ich were preparing to unleash the Godzilla of the West yet again another
time and soon came the astoniment that the hard-hearted To-Ho had prophesied a
beast of mystery from the East, a Godzilla Millennium. The shapes and forms of
both these prophesied Godzillas were unknown and there was much confusion and
murmuring in the newsgroup from all sides in all directions.

8. Many tongues said Godzilla will fight another beast or that Godzilla will be
a flying beast, and chaos was upon the posting of the newsgroup. Those who had
said much, said little, and those that knew little, said much. Even Barry, High
Priest of the Temple, withdrew to his own counsel and spake little.

9. Many tongues said much but signified little, and after all the words fell
like stones in the passageways of alt.movies.monster, there was naught for the
eyes to see.

10. After considering all these signs, OtiGoji cried out, "To-Ho, why hast thou
forsaken my remake of the Mysterians?" After tearing at the little hair left of
his worried head, OtiGoji sayeth, "Patooey," and, led by the two dogs of truth,
wandered yet once again back up into the Hills that are in Hollywood and the
Caves called Bronson.